Gentlemen’s Clubs Offer Entertainment For Horny Tourists and Locals

One thing about Miami, places here are always opening, and, just as often, always closing. Much like the transient nature of our city, such is the transient nature of our nightlife. This week’s hotspot is next week’s abandoned club with a “For Lease” sign, and a club that may have been a trance and house hotbed for years could be playing nothing but hip-hop now. And so, as any site that purports to offer useful advice for visitors and residents alike should do, we need to keep our stuff current.

And so I set out to compile a complete and updated guide to Miami’s best, worst, and nastiest strip clubs, complete enough for the sex-minded tourist and Miamian alike. What I found is that despite the sluggish economy, South Florida will always have a demand for naked women. I also discovered that places that one might write off as “nasty” or “ghetto,” have a certain authentic charm, if you are brave enough to venture into their home turfs.  And I also learned that looks can be deceiving, where a club that looks like a high-end megaclub full of high-end women can be more ghetto than that shack next to Opa-Locka airport.

The new and improved Guide can be found here. Please check it out as you will find that what may have flown in 2007 doesn’t fly now, and some places that readers said we HAD to see, we really just HAD to skip. But didn’t anyway. Enjoy, and let us know if you find anything worth mentioning.

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