The iheartradio Ultimate Pool Party 2013 - PICTURES

Earlier this Summer, the annual iheartradio Ultimate Pool Party descended on the fabulous Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach. Pitbull and Ke$ha headlined the show, and Miley Cyrus took a break from Twerking to host. Miami Beach 411 was there on the red carpet when the artists and the stars of the CW came out in Miami.

Swedish duo Iconapop had the dubious distinction of being first on the red carpet. But you know what? They don’t care.

Next up were newcomers Krewella, who still seemed a little surprised people actually want to talk to them. They later debuted their new single “Live for the Night.”

DJ Prostyle was among three DJs who played sets. Who’s DJ Prostyle you ask? Apparently, this guy.

LL Cool J, perhaps the only non-Athlete celeb who’s actually bigger in person, proves that Black, indeed, don’t crack.

This is what you look like after you have sex with a ghost.

The CW still refuses to cast anything but unbelievably good-looking people. Here’s “The Originals” Charles Michael Davis making us all consider plastic surgery.

If “The Tomorrow People” star Robbie Amell is any indication, tomorrow’s people will all have really really great hair.

If the only Canadians you know of are hockey players, “Reign’s” Torrance Coombs shows us that people up there actually do have teeth.

Damn those Canadians coming down and staking our best women! First Deadmau5 gets Kat Von D, then Torrance Coombs gets Miss USA Alyssa Campanella.

Alyssa was like “Hey’ y’all, Ke$ha’s on. I gotta go.”

Ke$ha demands all her men have beards. Even when they’re dressed in leather and full makeup.

Either beards, or eyeballs for heads.

Now that same-sex marriage is pretty much legal, time to get to work on same-sex square dancing.

These furries guys wandered over for a Miami Velvet pre-party.

It’s ok Ke$ha. You just stand there with your arms up, we can find this contact lens on a stage full of GLITTER without you.

Someone just told Ke$ha Krewella was putting out another single.

Pitbull ended the show by telling the crowd “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what happens in Miami never happened.” So in this spirit, we have no photo evidence of his actually being there. So how ‘bout another nice Ke$ha picture?

RED CARPET PICTURES BY JULIA PHIFER

 

 

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