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Shockingly, Miami not as Awesome to Many Floridians

September 15, 2009 By Matt Meltzer in Miami: Local News  | 11 Comments

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If you have spent your entire Floridian existence living in Dade or Broward County, the one thing you may find yourself lacking is statewide perspective. Sure, there are many of us who regularly travel the state for work or pleasure, but at best all you get is a visitor’s perspective. And this is fine, because aside from a few beaches and scattered historical areas, you ain’t missing much. But once you move to a part of Florida north of West Palm, you learn that the rest of the state isn’t too big on our beloved Miami.

THE ONE COMPARISON TO LA YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE

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Growing up in Northern California, I was taught from an early age that Los Angeles was a disgusting, awful place populated by smog, traffic and miserable people. And after finally moving there as an adult, I learned that this was 100 percent true. But until I took up temporary residence in the quintessential college town of Gainesville, I had no idea the Sunshine State has a similar opinion of Miami.

“Oh, God Miami?” exclaimed one kid I met from some Florida city with too many vowels, “That place is disgusting. I’ve never even been there. Don’t want to.”

“That place is insane,” one girl from Lake Worth told me. “Nothing but drugs and immigrants. Just filthy.”

“How do you DRIVE down there,” one of my students once asked me. “They don’t even have left turn lanes. Or streets with more than 4 lanes.” Not sure what part of town this particular individual was talking about, but as with so many things perception is far more important than reality.

“I don’t ever cross the Dade-Broward line unless I have no other choice,” said one girl from Davie.

STATE UNIVERSITY GRADS NOT FLOCKING TO THE STATE’S BIGGEST CITY

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And unlike in some states, where the “Big State School” graduates all aim to move to the state’s big city to start their careers, I’ve met countless recent UF grads looking for jobs in Orlando rather than in Miami.

The common sentiment the children of Florida develop of Miami equivocates to my childhood perceptions of Los Angeles. The difference, of course, is that many of them have never been here.

Despite my constant complaining about this city, all of my gripes about Miami come from my experiences actually living here. My perceptions before my arrival were all positive, as I had been exposed to little outside of the Travel Channel and “The Golden Girls.” So naturally, I figured we were the envy of the rest of the state, as backwoods and nasty as much of it seems to be.

MIAMI IS NOT AS COOL TO EVERYONE AS IT IS TO ME

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But apparently I was wrong. Apparently the swampy rednecks and northern transplants that populate the rest of this state do so for a reason: They don’t like Miami. Many of the young adults I’ve talked to in Gainesville are also children of White Flight. Their parents lived in Miami before it became “unlivable,” and have had the evils of Dade preached to them from an early age. But as our reputation nationwide seems to be a little better than it was 20 years ago, Floridians seem to have much longer memories.

Of course, the negative opinion is a good thing in my eyes. Simply put, the population is down and the traffic lighter. But it comes as a wakeup call to those who rarely spend extended time in the rest of the state. Apparently the rest of Florida doesn’t think the city is a cool as its residents think it is. This must be how New Yorkers feel.

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11 Comments on

"Shockingly, Miami not as Awesome to Many Floridians"

Aaron in Miramar says:

It’s hard to respect the opinion of anybody that speaks with a twang.  That being said, I’d tend to disagree with your statement about people going to Large State U and then looking for a job in the biggest city in said state.  That may be the case on the west coast with LA but not so much on the east coast.  People tend to stay within regions more than states.

Other than that, F everybody north of Palm Beach.  This state would be Georgia south if we didn’t exist. Think about that for a second. Tampa would be you cultural and economic center-‘nuff said. Good luck building another school for you kool-aid stained, dirty sockless foot, inbred kid without our tax revenue.

Posted on 09/16/2009 at 1:27 PM

Doug says:

Matt, I think to a large degree, this is a universally-experienced kind of sour grapes “city envy” people in outlying areas and upstate have toward their region’s flashier locales.

People who live outside New Orleans constantly berate the city, citing often true but sporadic crime stories to justify their preference for the sticks.  In Bergen County New Jersey, housewives bemoan the brazen crime that occurs in Manhattan.  They tell stories of gang members who run wild through the streets slashing people with knives.  I commuted to NYC every day for about 3 months from New Jersey and never saw that much excitement.

Country life may have more trees and birds, but they still have enough horrific crimes and slick crooks to go around!

Posted on 09/16/2009 at 2:49 PM

Matt Meltzer says:

Yeah, I think that was more of a regional comment, as New York seems to be full of grades from Mid-Atlantic and Northeastern schools, and Chicago is a hub for the Big 10. Or Atlanta and SEC/ACC schools. Miami doesn’t seem to have that same draw, but that could be due to a lot of factors.

Posted on 09/16/2009 at 9:09 PM

Bluecollar says:

I see where your coming from. Since moving here I have always thought that Miami wouldn’t be so bad if there were just more people here from north of Miami instead of south.  Or if it just had more people that understood and accepted US culture.  Even with these gripes, I admit it’s hard to want to move back to a climate that delivers bone chilling temperatures six months out of the year.  So when I graduate FIU, I’ll be looking at places to live in the sunshine state north of Dade County.

Posted on 09/17/2009 at 11:28 AM

Jimmy D in Miami says:

Your a complete bufoon.  Northern florida is nothing but moonshine and toothless idiots.  Orlando consists of Mickey mouse and a few scattered waterparks and as far as im concerned Tampa is just a little city always wishing to be more.  Whether stupid or not there are a reason why so many things are filmed in Miami.  We have great beaches, great nightlife, and good looking people.  There are immigrants in every city and condemned houses as well.  You putting a random picture up of some shack in Little Haiti just shows that you have less journalistic integrity than Jimmy Olsen.  I wouldnt expect mush from a guy who cant decide if he is actually FROM California or that is just what they told him when he was younger to make himself feel adequate.  If people dont like Miami than they can stay in those cities in florida that nobody has ever heard of and keep watching their friday night high school fotball hoping that cleetus can score a scholarship to UF with the hopes they will get the chance to be held in the heisman fondle pose by a certain openly metro/homosexual QB.  Go back to NOCAL you fraud.

Posted on 09/18/2009 at 1:30 PM

Matt Meltzer says:

That Boston Public School education shines through there, JFags. If you’d actually read the post, you’d see that I don’t agree with those people at all. I’m just commenting on their perception.

I thought I wrote this at a low enough level that even a borderline-Downs Syndrome case like yourself could understand it, but apparently I overestimated your intelligence. It will never happen again.

Posted on 09/20/2009 at 8:30 PM

Jimmy D in Miami says:

Listen here Jerky.  Your writing is basically verbal Diarrhea and completely hypocritical.  Not to mention it usually has little or no relevance at all.  Im sure we are all real impressed that you can copy from old news stories about what happened at the deauville hotel in 1960 and theres nothing i like better than reading an article about being single in miami from a borderline necrophiliac.  Lets face the facts, a boston public school education prepares you for the real world a lot more than the education you probably received at seattle’s lesser known cofee houses.  Do me a favor please and write about something that actually has some bearing on society nowadays.  This website is not and will not become a forum for your sheer incompetence.

Posted on 09/22/2009 at 8:34 AM

bluecollar says:

Before I start, let me say that I currently live in Miami and I love the city.  No matter how ass-backwards things are done here compared to the rest of the United States, there are some awesome aspects of this city that are hard to replicate anywhere else.  Also, I have met some good people here.  So this is not a knock on every single resident of Miami, but I am referring to the vast majority.

That being said, Jimmy Douche sounds exactly like one of the many dickbags that make Miami suck.  Yes Jimmy, the beaches ARE amazing, the nightlife is endless, and the people are very good looking.  But what good is that when the majority of people here suck?  Nobody wants to talk to anyone else unless they know that the other person has something that can benefit them, everybody is stuck in their own world, nobody can stand being asked anything, and everybody tries to give the impression that they’re either rich or will be rich.  Everybody is a whore.  That’s fine for a little while, I think everyone allows themselves to be shallow and to be whores for some small period of time in their lives, but then you kinda grow up. 

Maybe those toothless folks you talk actually worry about important things.  Maybe they actually know Cletus off the football field and are genuinely happy for him regardless of wether or not he makes it to UF.  It’s called being a decent person Jimmy.  Ever notice that people from northern US cities who visit Miami all pretty much say the same things?  Something along the lines of:

“Miami is a lot of fun, but I could never live there.” 

Let’s do the math here: 18.3 million people in Florida, 2.4 million in Miami-Dade County.  That means MDC makes for only 13% of Florida’s population (and less than 1% of the US, most of which vastly lies NORTH of Miami).  Oh forgive those who dislike Miami.  It’s not you Jimmy, it’s them.

Posted on 09/22/2009 at 8:08 PM

Aaron in Miramar says:

Buffoon is such a great word that is underutilized in today’s vernacular. 

Bluecollar- no offense, but only an idiot would move south of the Broward county line and then start wishing there were more “Americans” inhabiting a city that is known to be Latin dominated.  As a native rustbelter, I also question your affinity for those from the south as any self respecting bluecollarite usually finds the hilljack culture to be quite repulsive.  Your stats about population are suspect as well as you need you need to include Broward and possibly Palm Beach counties into that figure as there are few residents of those counties (outside of those that consider the Kiss Country Chili Cookoff to be their Christmas)  that would appreciate being lumped in with the yokels that inhabit such areas as Wakula and Sumter counties. The phrase, “Miami is fun but I could never live there.” has nothing to do with the people here or the culture.  It almost always means that said person would never get anything done and their professional life would crumble as they would want to be in perma-vacation mode. I’ve heard this from every relative and friend that has ever visited me from a cold-weather city as we sat on a beach at 3pm on a Wednesday in January.  Most visitors are never exposed to the things in Miami (outside of a skycap or taxi driver that speaks no “engli”) that would lead them to utter the phrase as a result of contempt for attitudes or culture. 

All that being said, Jimmy D is not a douche but more of a dirty tampon that can’t pronounce the letter “r”. Matt is not so much of a buffoon but more of a contrarian lurp that somehow managed to get a job for a Miami “tourist” site that involved writing a weekly negative article about the city as he sits in dirty tighty-whities 300+ miles away from the Dade county line in an apartment watching Maury .  And me? I’m just a venom spewing snark machine wasting away in Southwest Broward.

Good day.

Posted on 09/23/2009 at 11:22 AM

Jimmy "Douche" D from Miami says:

Bluecollar,
As much as many people do suck here, there are plenty of people who dont.  Most of whom have moved here from othere places all across the world.  Maybe this is something you and Matt Meltzer should discuss over your next game of Magic: The gathering.  As far as people being whores, maybe when you and Tim Teebow decide to lose your virginity together, you will realize that there is a difference between being a whore, and being a normal person that has more than one sexual partner in there lifetime.  As the weather gets colder up north and we are able to have a great evening outdoors at a restaraunt or cafe, let me know if miami still sucks.  Let me guess bluecollar, you are sitting at starbucks right now in aventura with your laptop open wearing a sweater vest that you just got a great deal on at Loemans.  And Cleetus is probably your uncle so i apologize for offending you in regards to your uncle/father.  I end this with one question MR. Bluecollar, Do hot dogs make you feel inadequate?

Posted on 09/24/2009 at 8:50 AM

Matt Meltzer says:

Aaron, you forgot golddigging freeloader in your description of yourself. Other than that, pretty spot on.

Posted on 09/24/2009 at 7:36 PM

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