B.E.D: B.E.D SUX  

Me and my mates were dead excited for a night in BED. Suitably glamed up, we were milled around with the other unworthies without acknowledgement or even eye contact from the bouncer and his lackies. Folks, dont expect admittance into this hallowed hall unless you’re blonde, skeletal, and practically naked. The thing that bothers me most of all about this botched night is how utterly disrespectful the bouncers were to their clientel. Excuse me for thinking a scrap of politeness is totally out of the question. Excuse me for expecting a scrap of decency. Who wants to be treated like dirt by a guy who opens and closes a door for a living??? 

B.E.D is located at 929 Washington Ave., Miami Beach, FL 33139.

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