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Trapeze Swing Club: Worse than walking in on your parents   5-Star rating

My boyfriend and I just had our first experience at Trapeze. We were really looking forward to the experience, which started off with good food, but the five or six dining tables they have available were taken. Then I stood in line for the single stall bathroom for 15 minutes. As the place got crowded (extremely crowded) we noticed that we were the only couple in our 20s…in fact 85% of the crowd was over 45. Quite a few people there could have easily been our grandparents. But, we got a little tipsy and watched the sexy porn playing around us and danced. Finally everyone was moving into the “play room”. We envisioned the movie “eyes wide shut”, though there was not NOT ONE SINGLE LADY. We got our locker assigned, where you change into a white towel….except people all around you are also changing, if you bend over to remove your socks, there’s a good chance you’ll get poked.

In the play room, we found ourselves completely TURNED OFF by the large amount of 60-somethings and wrinkly, saggy bodies screwing everywhere. The crowd was worse than most barmitzfahs I’ve attended. It was GROSS! We left immediately and went to Scarletts to erase the mental vision. Ended up staying there for hours and getting a few lapdances to make-up for the terrible experience.

Trapeze Swing Club is located at 5213 N. State Road 7, Ft. Lauderdale.

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HonesttotheT does not recommend this business.

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"Worse than walking in on your parents"

Michele says:

WOW….have you been to the same club as us?
It is like “cheers” with benefits.  Yes there are 60 somethings but also 20 year olds as well.  It is fun some nights just having dinner, dancing, and leaving (BYOB).  I love being watched….and watching… You can do as little or as much as you want.  BTW, I have had some fantastic oral from a 72 year old guy…and would do it again…so sorry you have your own issues. Trapeze is safe, clean, and has a great sensual atmosphere.

Posted on 10/09/2010 at 9:30 AM

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