A Woman's Honest Take on E11EVEN Miami: Is This "Ultraclub" Actually Girl-Friendly?

As someone who has zero love for traditional strip clubs—I find them uncomfortable, objectifying, and just not my scene—I was skeptical when friends kept raving about E11EVEN Miami. They called it a "burlesque-style ultraclub," not a strip joint, and insisted it felt welcoming for women and couples. So I decided to check it out myself: one curious (and slightly wary) woman stepping into downtown Miami's most talked-about 24/7 nightlife spot.

Here's my no-filter review from a female perspective—plus tips if you're considering a visit.

First Impressions: Club Energy, Not Strip-Club Sleaze

Walking in, the vibe hits immediately: massive LED screens, thumping DJ sets, aerialists flipping overhead, and pro dancers/gymnasts on elevated stages. It feels like a high-production nightclub first—think LIV or Story on steroids—with topless performers integrated into the show.

The key difference from a classic strip club? No poles in the main dance areas most of the night (they sometimes bring one out for specific performances), no cheesy stage calls, and no aggressive "come get a dance" pressure. The focus stays on the music, lights, and overall party atmosphere. If you ignore the topless element, you could easily think you're in a premium South Beach club.

The Performers: Burlesque Vibes Over Explicit Stripping

The dancers are professional, athletic, and choreographed—more circus-meets-burlesque than lap-dance focused. They keep bottoms on in the public areas, which makes a huge difference for comfort. There's no "vagina in your face" moment unless you actively seek private areas (VIP rooms or champagne courts).

For women who dislike overt nudity, this setup keeps things tasteful enough to enjoy the energy without feeling grossed out. It's flashy and sexy, but not predatory.

Women- and Couple-Friendly Perks

E11EVEN markets itself as inclusive, and from what I experienced (and recent reviews confirm), it delivers in several ways:

• Plenty of women in the crowd—groups of girlfriends, date nights, bachelorettes, even solo women at the bar.
• Polite, professional staff—no Miami attitude; everyone was friendly, smiling, and attentive.
• Separate upstairs lounge/restaurant—a chill terrace area (similar to a Nikki Beach vibe) with no dancers, full menu, and its own elevator access if you want food/drinks without the main-floor intensity.
• Reasonable drinks (by Miami standards)—expect $15–20 for top-shelf, not outrageous bottle-service minimums unless you opt in.
• Dancers don't hassle for tips in the open areas—they're performers, not solicitors.

That said, if your group skews heavily male or you're super sensitive to topless presence, it might still feel more "gentlemen's club adjacent" than pure nightclub. Recent feedback notes it leans heavier on the adult side than in its early years, but the production quality keeps it elevated.

Practical Tips for Ladies Visiting E11EVEN

If you're curious but cautious (like I was), here's what helps make it fun and low-stress:

• Go early or mid-week — Less crowded, easier to scope the vibe without overwhelm.
• Dress chic and confident — Heels, stylish outfits—door staff look for "party-ready" energy.
• Stick to the bar or dance floor — Avoid VIP sections if you want to keep things casual.
• Use bottle service or table reservations sparingly — Great for groups wanting comfort, but not necessary for a fun night.
• Bring friends or a partner — It feels safer and more enjoyable in a mixed or female group.
• Check the calendar — Big DJ nights or events amp up the club energy over the performance side.

Bottom Line: A Surprising "Yes" for the Right Mindset

I went in expecting to hate it—and left having had a genuinely good night. We danced, people-watched, grabbed drinks, checked the upstairs lounge, and even peeked at the line for nearby spots. It felt like a fun, upscale date night, not a compromise.

If you're open-minded, love high-energy production shows, and don't mind tasteful topless performers as part of the décor, E11EVEN can be surprisingly enjoyable—even for women who normally steer clear of anything strip-club-adjacent. It's not for everyone, but it's far from the "vile" experience I feared.

Would I go back? Absolutely—with the right crew and expectations set. If you're debating it, start with a mid-week visit to test the waters. Miami nightlife is wild; this one might just surprise you too.

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Editor’s Note: Originally published February 25, 2014. Updated in 2026 with new photography; with Jess Matlin's original perspective preserved.